BATTLE THE MONSTERS ~ SAVE THE WORLD ~ FILE THE PAPERWORK
For hundreds of years the administrators of Myth Management have maintained the delicate balance between the human and mythological worlds. This secret, sacred British bureaucracy is the thin tweed line between civilisation and chaos.
But now an old enemy rises, mythical creatures infiltrate the human realm, and the bureau's newest recruit must help them face their greatest challenge. So keep calm, stiffen those upper lips and put the kettle on, because you are about to witness... mything in action.
Our 19-year-old heroine has just begun her apprenticeship at Myth Management. Smart and diligent, anxious but determined to succeed. Her resolve will soon be tested in ways she cannot imagine.
Dr Guy Champ
A Senior Administrator at Myth Management, he cuts a dashing figure in the bureau's regulation tailored tweed. Handsome and capable, well spoken and wise, although can be a little old fashioned.
This large, hairy, dog-like humanoid is an Administration Assistant. He has an amiable temperament and a nose that smells trouble. His love of Ska music is matched only by his unswerving loyalty to ‘Doc’ Champ.
"Myths and legends are part of humanity’s psyche, our race memory. A cult in ancient Egypt worships the scarab, 60’s Britain gets Beatlemania – echoes reverberating through history."
— Dr Guy Champ
Emily’s geeky dorm-mate is thrilled to be an apprentice at Myth Management. She enthusiastically throws herself into situations with an optimism bordering on mania.
The ancient Greek God of wine, fertility and madness. He hates being managed by human bureaucrats and wants a return to his glory days of dominion over the human world.
The head of Dionysus' satyr army is calculating, power-hungry, and more ruthless than Dionysus himself. Like all satyrs, he has goat horns and hooved feet on horse-like legs.
"Do you know why I'm going to win? Because deep down, you want me to. You long to give up, give in. To drown your dismal mortal problems in wine, women and song.